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“Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.”

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
— Vizzini, The Sicilian Criminal
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 You Keep Using That Word,

I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means


Will Buttercup be saved?

Who will save her?